My father is a fanatic
My ๐จ is a ๐๏ธ fanatic. Half of the apartment filled with ๐๏ธ๐ ๐๏ธ rods the worst. About ๐ a ๐ท๏ธ somebody ๐ถโโ๏ธ into a hook or an โ๏ธ that's ๐คฅ ๐ the ๐คฃ โ it needs to be removed at the ๐๏ธ because that ๐ฉ is spiky at the edges. I've already had ๐ such surgical interventions in my 2๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ-year-๐ง ๐งฌ. Last week ๐ โก๏ธ for some ๐ฒ ๐-โฌ๏ธ, โ the receptionist ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐คโฌ ๏ธ ๐๏ธ away to take my ๐ off xD because ๐ ๐ญ that ๐ had a hook stuck in my ๐ฆถ ๐ ๐. The other half of the apartment is ๐๏ธ๐ ๐ฅ with The ๐ Fisherman, ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ, Super ๐ xD etc. Every week my ๐จ takes a ๐ around town to collect all the ๐๏ธ magazines. ๐ was stupid enough to introduce him into the ๐, because ๐ had ๐ญ that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ would ๐พ a bit of ๐ค ๐ the ๐ฐ. But now, โ๏ธ only does ๐โโ๏ธ still ๐๏ธ โก๏ธ๐ฅ, but ๐โโ๏ธ also ๐บ ๐ some online forums for fishers โ ๐ shitstorms with other fishers about the best baits etc. ๐โโ๏ธ sometimes yells into the ๐ป๏ธ, โ ๐ค๐จ's even thrown the ๐๏ธ๐ โจ๏ธ out the window. ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ really pissed ๐คโฌ ๏ธ off, ๐ ๐ created an account there โ trolled him. ๐ commented some ๐ฒ ๐ฉ under ๐ ๐ค, such as "๐ ๐ฝ๏ธ shiet." My ๐ช๏ธ could barely catch โ๏ธ with ๐ฅ โ๏ธ hunter's ๐ฒ to soothe him. Oh ๐, ๐โโ๏ธ already has a "CATFISH" rank ๐ the forum, for ๐ถ created 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃK ๐๏ธ๐ ๐ค. When it's ๐๏ธ, ๐โโ๏ธ goes ๐๏ธ every weekend. For the last 5๏ธโฃ years, I've been ๐ฝ๏ธ ๐๏ธ for ๐ฝ๏ธ every Sunday, โ my ๐จ always ๐ some bullshit theories about ๐ฝ๏ธ this ๐ง ๐๏ธ. When ๐ got accepted to ๐๏ธ, ๐โโ๏ธ would โ๏ธ shut โ๏ธ for a whole ๐๏ธ๐ week that it's due to the fact that ๐ ๐ฝ๏ธ a lot of ๐๏ธ, since ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ contain phosphorus โ my ๐ง functions better. Every Saturday, ๐โโ๏ธ โ ๐ buddy Mirek โฐ the whole ๐ช๏ธ โ๏ธ at 4๏ธโฃ oโclock in the ๐. ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ ๐ ๏ธ a lot of ๐ ๐งณ โ๏ธ their rods, ๐ฒ๐ฆ ๐ฅช etc. During ๐ฝ๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ always ๐ฌ about God-damn ๐๏ธ, โ the conversations always trails off to the ๐ ๐๏ธ Association. My ๐จ ๐ himself really ๐ โ always ๐ butthurt "durr ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ โ๏ธ replenish the lakes enough those ๐๏ธ๐ thieves hurr", ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ all ๐น while ๐๏ธ that โ ๐ถ away from the table cursing, โ goes away to ๐๏ธ the ๐ฌ๐ง Encyclopedia of River ๐๏ธ in ๐ to calm ๐๏ธ. This year ๐โโ๏ธ got himself an inflatable dinghy for โ๏ธ. Of course ๐โโ๏ธ couldn't ๐ until the 2๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃth; ๐โโ๏ธ unpacked it last ๐ด โ โฝ๏ธ it โ๏ธ in ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ ๐ฑ๐ฎ room. ๐โโ๏ธ put ๐ ๐ entire ๐๏ธ outfit โ โฌ๏ธ๐๏ธ in the dinghy for the ๐ช of the ๐ด, ๐๏ธ in the middle of ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ apartment. ๐โโ๏ธ had ๐ฝ๏ธ (๐) in it too [๐][๐] If ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ โฌ ๏ธ๐ ๐คโฌ ๏ธ โฟ๏ธ to all the ๐๏ธ in ๐ต๐ฑ, I'd ๐๏ธ๐ ๐ฌ โก๏ธ๐ฅ all. ๐ 1๏ธโฃ of my ๐, โฌ ๏ธ in elementary or middle ๐๏ธ, my ๐จ took ๐คโฌ ๏ธ ๐๏ธ as an exception. ๐ฌ๐ง ๐๏ธ๐ ๐, ๐ฉ๐ฉ. ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ drove off โ๏ธ out of the ๐๏ธ๐ town. We're ๐โโ๏ธ to the lake, โ ๐ ๐ ๐๏ธ already ๐ โ๏ธ, โ ๐ค๐จ's ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ ๐ all ๐. ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ โ๏ธ all of ๐ equipment, we're ๐บ at the ๐ง โ ๐๏ธ at the bobbers. After 5๏ธโฃ minutes ๐ got ๐, ๐ ๐ turned ๐ my discman. My ๐จ slapped ๐คโฌ ๏ธ across the ๐๏ธ๐ ๐ with ๐ rod โ ๐ฌ that the ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ ๐ค ๐จ๐ด out of my ๐ง๏ธ, ๐ ๐ฑ โ ๐. Whenever ๐ ๐ to scratch my ๐, ๐โโ๏ธ would "๐ฑ-whisper" at ๐คโฌ ๏ธ โ๏ธ to fidget, because I'm ๐๏ธ a rustle, the ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ ๐คโฌ ๏ธ move โ ๐ away. ๐ had to ๐บ there motionless for 6๏ธโฃ hours, as if ๐ were at ๐๏ธ๐ Guantanamo, โ ๐๏ธ at the ๐ง. My ๐ is in November, ๐ it was also ๐ค as ๐. At 1๏ธโฃ ๐ฏ๏ธ, my ๐จ got โ๏ธ, ๐ถ away several ๐ถโโ๏ธ into the woods, โ ๐ช a ๐จ. ๐โโ๏ธ explained to ๐คโฌ ๏ธ that ๐โโ๏ธ had to do it in the woods because the ๐๏ธ ๐ฅซ ๐๏ธ โ ๐ it. ๐ ๐ mentioned that my ๐จ has a buddy, Mirek, โ that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ โก๏ธ ๐๏ธ together. โฌ ๏ธ in the days, my ๐ ๐๏ธ mate was hehe Zbyszek. A ๐-shaped individual with a ๐จ, ๐ in a ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐งฅ 3๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ days in the year. ๐โโ๏ธ โ my ๐จ were almost ๐ brothers, him โ ๐ wife Bozena would โคต๏ธ over ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ ๐๏ธ ๐ โ๏ธ etc. ๐, ๐ my ๐ ๐, Zbyszek โคต๏ธ over for some hehe vodka. ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ got wasted as ๐ โ, of course, ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ wouldn't โ ๐ฌ about ๐๏ธ. ๐ was ๐บ in my room. All of a sudden ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ started yelling at each other about ๐ฆ is generally better: pike or catfish. "โ๏ธ ๐ ๐๏ธ๐ PISS ๐คโฌ ๏ธ OFF ZBYSZEK, ๐ถ ๐ EVER ๐ A PIKE'S ๐ฌ? ๐๏ธ ๐ ๐ โ YOUR ๐๏ธ๐ ๐ช IS โก๏ธ" "HOLY ๐ฉ TADEK, ๐ CATFISH WEIGH 1๏ธโฃ8๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ LBS, YOUR PIKES ๐ฅซ ๐๏ธ๐ SUCK โก๏ธ๐ฅ OFF" "YOU'RE ๐ฌ ABOUT ๐๏ธ๐ CATFISH MEANWHILE ๐ ๐ฅซ BARELY PULL A ๐๏ธ๐ BLEAK OUT OF THE ๐ง. A PIKE IS THE ๐คด OF ๐ง, ๐ A ๐ฆ ๐ THE ๐คด OF THE JUNGLE". โ ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ started ๐๏ธ๐ ๐คผโโ๏ธ ๐ the ๐ฑ๐ฎ room carpet, โ my ๐ช๏ธ โ ๐ had to separate โก๏ธ๐ฅ. They've completely ๐ ๐ฌ ever since. Last year Zbyszek's wife ๐ ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ that Zbyszek has ๐ฆต the bucket โ ๐ค๐ฉ's inviting ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ to the โฑ๏ธ. My ๐ช๏ธ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ, โฌ ๏ธ๐ ๐ค๐ฉโฌ ๏ธ ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ condolences, put the ๐คณ ๐๏ธ โ ๐ฃ๏ธ my ๐จ. โ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ฌ: "โ๏ธ ๐๏ธ๐ well" That's how much ๐โโ๏ธ hated him for that catfish. ๐ ๐ถ also mentioned my fatherโs archenemy, the ๐ ๐๏ธ Association. Itโs become completely obsessed with it, for example when somebody ๐ ๐บ๏ธ is ๐ฌ about an earthquake somewhere, ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ mumbling under ๐ breath that instead ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ should ๐ฌ about those motherfuckers from the PFA. ๐โโ๏ธ also ๐ ๐๏ธ non-๐ฃ ๐ฐ because ๐โโ๏ธ got butthurt that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ arenโt ๐ฌ about the PFA โ their scandals. The chairman of ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ local PFA ๐ข is a ๐ฆ ๐ Adam. To my ๐จ ๐ค๐จโs the incarnation of all the ๐บ that has been inflicted upon all the ๐ reservoirs by the Association, โ my ๐จ waged a war against him for many years. ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ โก๏ธ to some ๐๏ธ ๐ค where Adam was ๐ฌ๐ฎ a ๐ฌ โ my ๐จ โคต๏ธ โฌ ๏ธ ๐ช๏ธ with a ๐ช-โฌ๏ธ ๐ because ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ were โ him from the room by force, thatโs how apeshit ๐โโ๏ธ โก๏ธ. After ๐ ฑ๏ธ physically defeated by the PFA, my ๐จ ๐ a partisan struggle over the ๐, which included badmouthing the Association โ Adam himself ๐ local ๐ฐโ discussion ๐ฅ. ๐โโ๏ธ was ๐๏ธ some bullshit about Adam ๐ ฑ๏ธ a member of the Communist ๐ก๏ธ ๐ข, or that ๐โโ๏ธ had ๐ him in the street vandalizing somebodyโs ๐ with a ๐ etc. ๐ had โ๏ธ taught my ๐จ into TOR, ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ got ๐ค by the ๐ฎ โ had ๐ฐ๏ธโก๏ธ Adam a 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃzl reparation for slander. It was impossible to survive at my ๐๏ธ for an entire week, my ๐จ was ๐ฉ๐ฉ about the corrupt ๐ฉโโ๏ธ system, the PFA, Adam, โ the whole ๐๏ธ in general. According to ๐ bullshit theories, the PFA ๐โโ๏ธ the entire ๐พ as if ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ were the Masonic ๐, it pulled the ๐งต everywhere โ everybody had their โฌ ๏ธ. ๐โโ๏ธ was also converting the 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ into rods, fishhooks โ ๐, โ ๐โโ๏ธ kept ๐ butthurt about how much vanilla bait ๐โโ๏ธ could ๐ with that (a few ๐ฏ ๐ท.) Sometime last year ๐โโ๏ธ โคต๏ธ to a conclusion that ๐โโ๏ธ really has to ๐ถ a ๐๏ธ โด๏ธ because renting 1๏ธโฃ out is too expensive โ everybody is ๐น๐ท to cheat him out. โson, ๐ catch really ๐๐ 1๏ธโฃ out in the ๐ง! Thatโs ๐ฆ itโs about!โ But ๐โโ๏ธ couldnโt afford it โ ๐โโ๏ธ had nowhere to keep it โ ๐ค๐จโs โ๏ธ a hehe ๐ณ๏ธ who would ๐ฐ๏ธโก๏ธ for storage ๐ฉโ๐. ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ ๏ธ a deal with some fishers from the area that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ will ๐ฑ in โ ๐๏ธ a โด๏ธ, itโll be staying at some guyโs who has a ๐๏ธ โ โ๏ธ an apartment ๐ ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ, ๐ a trailer at a driveway, โ theyโll be sharing the โด๏ธ or theyโll be โก๏ธ ๐๏ธ together. At ๐ฅ the cooperative was โก๏ธ well, but 1๏ธโฃ weekend my ๐จ got ๐ฃ โ couldnโt โก๏ธ with โก๏ธ๐ฅ โ ๐โโ๏ธ got extremely butthurt. Those buddies of ๐ were ๐ฒ ๐ฌ that the ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ ๐ baited ๐ morons, ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ was just ๐คฅ ๐ the ๐๏ธ, all ๐ , ๐น โ wheezing. ๐ฆ ๐ ๏ธ the situation worse was that ๐โโ๏ธ had nobody to blame for this situation, which is ๐ฆ ๐โโ๏ธ would always do. Finally ๐โโ๏ธ โคต๏ธ to a conclusion that it isnโt fair that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ without him because everybody ๐ฐ๏ธโก๏ธ an equal share of the ๐ฅ๏ธโs price, โ ๐ Sunday ๐ด, when those ๐ฆ had โช๏ธ from their trip, ๐โโ๏ธ suddenly ๐๏ธ the ๐๏ธ. ๐โโ๏ธ โคต๏ธ โฌ ๏ธ after an hour โ ๐ฌ that ๐ ๐ถ to ๐ him with something in front of the ๐๏ธ. ๐ โก๏ธ outside โ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ ๐ โ, attached to it, the trailer with the โด๏ธ ๐ ๐ผ xD ๐ ๐ฃ๏ธโ๏ธ him where ๐โโ๏ธ got it, โ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ฌ that ๐โโ๏ธ ๐๏ธ๐ stole it from some guyโs ๐๏ธ because ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ cheated him out, โ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐คโฌ ๏ธ to grab the โด๏ธ because weโll carry it into ๐ฅโฌ ๏ธ apartment XD It was ๐ฃ use to explain that itโll take โ๏ธ the entire ๐ฑ๐ฎ room. Fortunately the โด๏ธ didnโt fit into the buildingโs ๐ ๐ my ๐จ decided that heโll ๐ it in front of the ๐ทโโ๏ธ. ๐บ๐ธ some โ๏ธ that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ had ๐๏ธ ๐ the โด๏ธ โ my combination โ๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ โ๏ธ it to the ๐๏ธ ๐ค โ ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ โก๏ธ ๐ช๏ธ all ๐, but then ๐โโ๏ธ ๐ 2๏ธโฃ ๐ ๐ต of fishers co-owners, who had figured out where their property could be xD It all turned into a huge mess, the fishers were yelling โ๏ธ did ๐โโ๏ธ take the โด๏ธ โ that ๐โโ๏ธ has to โช๏ธ it, โ my ๐จ was ๐ฑ that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ cheated him out โ that ๐โโ๏ธ chipped in 5๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃzl yet ๐โโ๏ธ didnโt โก๏ธ ๐๏ธ this week. ๐ was ๐น๐ท to calm the situation ๐๏ธ ๐ that ๐โโ๏ธ doesnโt ๐ beat the ๐ โ๏ธ, because that was close. After several minutes, the situation ๐ ๐ this: -My ๐จ is ๐คฅ ๐ the ๐คฃ, tightly embracing the โด๏ธ โ ๐ฑ that ๐โโ๏ธ โ๏ธ ๐โก๏ธ it โฌ ๏ธ; -The fishers ๐๏ธ ๐ฑ at him ๐โก๏ธ it โฌ ๏ธ; -1๏ธโฃ of โก๏ธ๐ฅ has gotten ๐ ๐ ๐๏ธ because ๐โโ๏ธ had grabbed my fatherโs ๐ฆต in an attempt to pull him away from the โด๏ธ โ got ๐ฆต with the other ๐ฆต; -โ๏ธ ๐ฎโโ๏ธ ๐ฎโโ๏ธ ๐๏ธ pulling my fatherโs ๐ฆต โ ๐๏ธ that ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ ๐ถ to take him to the ๐ because ๐ค๐จโs ๐ค someone; -The neighbors all around ๐๏ธ ๐๏ธ out their windows; -My ๐ช๏ธ is ๐ โ ๐ฅบ my ๐จ to let โก๏ธ of the โด๏ธ โ the ๐ฎโโ๏ธ โ๏ธ to ๐ฎโโ๏ธ him; -๐คโฌ ๏ธ sadfrog.jpg Finally, the ๐ฎโโ๏ธ pulled him away from the โด๏ธ. ๐ โฌ ๏ธ๐ the fishers the code to my โ๏ธ โ ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ took the โด๏ธ, beforehand throwing him 5๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃzl โ ๐๏ธ that ๐โโ๏ธ has ๐ฃ โ ๐๏ธ to the โด๏ธ โ that it would be better for him if ๐โโ๏ธ doesnโt ๐โโ๏ธ into โก๏ธ๐ฅ while ๐๏ธ. My ๐ช๏ธ bargained out of the ๐ฎโโ๏ธ โ๏ธ to ๐ฎโโ๏ธ my ๐จ. The ๐ฆ who received a ๐ด in the ๐ ๐ฌ that ๐โโ๏ธ doesnโt ๐ โก๏ธ to the ๐๏ธ๐ ๐ฎโโ๏ธ ๐ โ ๐โโ๏ธ doesnโt ๐โก๏ธ a ๐ฉ, โ ๐โโ๏ธ doesnโt ๐ to ๐๏ธ my ๐จ ever ๐. My ๐จ still ๐ shitstorms ๐ ๐๏ธ discussion ๐, because ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ had ๐ a ๐ ๐งต in which ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ โ ๏ธ ๐ซ from ๐ฒ๐ฆ any deals with him. ๐ was observing the ๐งต โ ๐ ๐ that ๐โโ๏ธ had created obviously fake accounts. โSteven5๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃโ โNumber of ๐ค: 1๏ธโฃโ โThis ๐งต has been created by some idiots! ๐ ๐ถ ๐ก the ๐ค โOPs-๐ โ for a while โ ๐ค๐จโs a โ๏ธ trustworthy ๐ค โ a ๐ฌ๐ง ๐ฃ! ๐ฉโ๐ฉโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ ๐ to destroy ๐ reputation because theyโre jealous of the ๐๏ธ ๐ค๐จโs caught!โ Later ๐ ๐โโ๏ธ used those accounts to harass ๐ former โด๏ธ co-owners. Whenever 1๏ธโฃ of โก๏ธ๐ฅ would ๐จ a ๐ ๐งต, my ๐จ would ๐๏ธ๐ โก๏ธ โ ๐ฌ that, for example, ๐โโ๏ธ catches shitty ๐๏ธ โ itโs easy ๐ฃ๏ธ that ๐โโ๏ธ sucks at ๐๏ธ xD ๐บ๐ธ these fake accounts ๐โโ๏ธ would comment ๐ ๐ own ๐งต, โ when ๐โโ๏ธ would ๐ค ๐ผ๏ธ of the ๐๏ธ ๐โโ๏ธ had caught, heโd โ๏ธ to himself โOhhh, ๐! ๐ ๐ฅซ ๐ฃ๏ธ youโre an experienced ๐ฃ!โ โ heโd ๐ฅ โ later ๐บ๏ธ it to my ๐ช๏ธ for ๐ค๐ฉโฌ ๏ธ to ๐๏ธ how theyโre ๐ him ๐ the forum
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