I am so pissed off by all kinds of internet hobbyists in this country

Damn it, I am so pissed off by all kinds of internet hobbyists in this country, I would kick them like racoons. You want to take up something, I don't know - fishing, model building, shitting a shitting dog, whatever, so you ask them fuckers in a thread on their forum

>Hello, I want to start going shopping for some bread rolls, is it better to buy them in Walmart or Kroger?

after 10 seconds you get
>Hello, wrong section! This topic has been already discussed on this forum. Concerning the fact that you have only just registered, I will only warn you this time, but DO USE 'SEARCH' OPTION next time you have a query. Have a nice day, moderator of the forum breadbaking.com

You wanna start going out for bread rolls? Awesome! But you prolly got the same legs since the day you was born, which unfortunately will fall apart after 2-3 shoppings, darned devils, so what you gotta do is cut them off and attach titanium prostheses for 9000 bucks, get yourself shoes with aerogel soles for 911 dollars (available in our online shop) and a proper meter of covered distance, heart rate and level of your pop's dick up your ass, otherwise there is a high risk of a heart attack. Do read the great guide released by Anon Anonovich (unfortunately unavailable in PDF, but luckily you still can get it in our online shop for $99.99) about crossing the road, cause them cars ain't no joke and the most common mistake of beginners is getting run over by one of them goddamned cars. If you only wanna buy 6-8 rolls - a $500 sport bag will do the trick, but if it is 10 rolls or more that you want - boy, then you'll need one of them COMBAT bags, crafted of uranium and cobweb, they pop up on ebay from time to time. Our brave marines serving in Iraq used to hold them grenades in them while shooting them towelheads down so it is good stuff, it will last you years. I hope I helped, God bless you!

>OI MATES MORE AND MORE AMATEURS TRY GETTING INTO THE BUSSINESS HAHA I HOPE THAT NEW AMENDMENT WILL PASS AND YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO GO FOR BREAD ROLLS WITH AN ISSUED LICENCE BECAUSE IT IS EVIDENT THAT SOME FOLKS HAVE NEITHER EXPERIENCE NOR IMAGINATION AND FOR EXAMPLE THEY WILL DROP A TASTY ROLL ON THE FLOOR

>hehe do you remember @donuthole75 @breadking when we were at maize & millet bread meetup back in '99 in Montgomery? XD O the things that happened there!!! We lived on the edge! WHAT HAPPENS ON A BREAD MEETUP STAYS ON A BREAD MEETUP XD

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